Join me today as we take a light-hearted look at poker, poker hands, and what, exactly, we mean by that.

Poker hands are simple to identify. Are you constantly stacking things in front of you at the dinner table? Do you feel the irrational urge to shuffle things during your everyday coming and goings?

When someone hands you a file at work, do you take a quick peek underneath? And speaking of folders and papers, do you deal them to your coworkers during meetings?

Congrats, you have yourself a case of genuine poker hands! It’s kind of like jazz hands, but without all the fanfare, music and exaggerated body movements. In fact, the slyer you are, the stronger your poker hands will be.

The best case scenario for people suffering from poker hands is to find a table, sit down, and start playing cards. Start small, with Go Fish. Them graduate to something like War, or Solitaire. Finally, move on to poker, and let those hands be free!

Note: This assessment is not endorsed by the FDA in any way, shape or form. In fact, poker hands is probably something we just made up. We suggest you play poker anyway!